Waldo, Judge Crater, and Joe Dimaggio
People wonder about their whereabouts. Where's Waldo? He's hidden, but he's always in the picture. Yes, do chuckle at the entendre. Where's Judge Crater? I always suspected he and Amelia Earhart were off somewhere, perhaps Tunisia or maybe just outside of Newfoundland, having a drink and getting cozy. Paul Simon posed the musical question, "Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you." We knew where Joltin' Joe was, we were just awaiting his return.
I've been away, hanging with the spirit of these mysteriously missing souls, for a little while.
Hanging in the metaphysical sense, anyhow. But how can one, actually, hang in the metaphysical with those who have long since vanished into only the ethereal? Ah, life's intangibles.
Next thing you know, I'll be quoting Edgar Cayce.
Well, maybe not.