August 2003

DUBYANOMICS

DUBYANOMICS

John J. Andrew needs a job. Hereís his resume.

John, by virtue of his job situation and some good old-fashioned fire-in-the-belly, has become somewhat of a populist activist. More on that in a moment.

Like 3 million of his counterparts in the US since Dubya took office, John lost his job. Times are tough, jobs are not easy to come by.

WHO IS WORSE: ASHCROFT OR POWELL?

WHO IS WORSE: ASHCROFT OR POWELL?

From one of the Topica lists I read on a regular basis, comes this joke. Well, if it is necessary that a joke be funny, then it isn't necessarily a joke.

John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary School.
After 15 minutes speaking he says, "I will now answer any questions you have."

Bobby stands up and says: "Mr. Ashcroft, I have 4 questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?