Happy Harry's Pharmacy
Conventional wisdom has it that the most drug abuse takes place among pharmacists. That makes sense, they have the most immediate access. After them comes doctors, nurses, hospital workers, and so on.
Access and simplicity ("my arm hurts, think I'll take this pain killer") make this even more likely.
So there I am, taking a detour in delaware to avoid the heavy traffic due to construction in Delaware while driving home from Virginia, and what do I see, but this pharmacy. It is Happy Harry's. And there's Happy Harry's face, for all to see.
Ya think maybe, looking at that smiling face, maybe he's taking some happy pills? Good for a laugh on a long drive.