Deep Throat Bares All!
Okay, after 30+ years the true
identity of
Deep Throat is bared to all. A lifelong FBI man, a top agent, a
man who has something in common with Richard Nixon: a presidential
pardon for similar dastardly deeds. Shocked that this is being
disclosed while Deep Throat is still alive, Watergate cultists are
dropping to their knees. Is this too much information
to swallow?
History students who are shocked, certain that Deep Throat was actually
some woman named Linda Whatserlastname, lose points on this one.
Which leads us to another question closely associated with Deep Throat
and that pop culture period of the 1970s. Since we now know the
identity of Deep Throat, when, we ask with bated breath, will we find
out just exactly what's Behind the Green Door?
Aye, there's the rub!